IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THEY HAD SOME PEOPLE IN MORPH SUITS PRETEND TO BE MONKEYS
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice"Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —"
"False hope?" repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —"
"I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —"
"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."
MINERVA YOU FUCKING QUEEN
EVERYONE BOW DOWN
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
Being a fan of Supernatural is so frustrating because you can’t outwardly show you’re a fan because people are like “why is there a pentagram on your shirt do you worship satan”
walking around talking about it is rough too..
"The King of Hell is awesome."
"Angels are dicks."
"God is a deadbeat dad"
"Do you ever miss the Apocalypse?"
"I kind of miss Satan"
"We all miss Satan"